Facts about kenny (told by becky)

  • Watches too many movies in theaters by himself
  • Burps twice a year
  • First gift to Becky was a men's belt
  • Dream job is to be David Letterman
  • Loves the Rockets
  • Will smell everything
  • Can crack every joint in his body
  • Heals from mosquito bites in minutes
  • Human Shazam
  • Went to pet store to buy a hamster, came back with a puppy

Facts about becky (told by kenny)

  • Took AP Art History class at the Legion of Honor 
  • Eyebrows have naturally grown thicker since dating Kenny
  • Office pull-up champ (under 100 lbs division)
  • Strong believer in envelope budgeting
  • True SF native
  • Has very large, white teeth
  • Constantly gets food stuck in teeth
  • Can eat ice cream even during sub zero conditions
  • Likes fog (true SF native)
  • Always has cold hands and feet